How I Met Your Mother

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That’s the funny thing about destiny
It happens whether you plan it or not
I mean I never thought I’d ever see that girl again
But it turns out
I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was forming

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother, originally uploaded by JohnAgustin.

Obviously you cant tell a woman you just met you love her
But, It sucks that you cant
I’ll tell you something though,
If a woman, not you, just some hypothetical woman
Were to bear with me through all this
I think I’d make a damn good husband
Because that’s the stuff I’d be good at
Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father
And walking her five hypothetical dogs
Being a good kisser

How I Met Your Mother

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I'm not really comfortable with you hunting my constitutional law teacher.
Who would you rather have grading your paper? A savage, man-eating jungle cat, or a purring, satisfied kitty?
Go, Barney. Go mount and stuff that cougar.

How I Met Your Mother

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I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever.
I'm three months pregnant.
Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward.

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother, originally uploaded by JohnAgustin.

Plenty of fish in the sea. Yes, there's 9 million people in New York, 4.5 million women. Of course you wanna meet someone roughly your own age, let's say, plus minus 5 years. So if we take into account the most recent census data, that leaves us with 482,000. But, uh, wait 48% of those are already in relationships and then you have to eliminate half for intelligence, sense of humor and compatibility and then you have to take out the ex-girlfriends and the relatives and oh, we can't forget those lesbians and then that leaves us with 8 women.

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother, originally uploaded by JohnAgustin.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaave you met
Carl?

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother, originally uploaded by JohnAgustin.

The right place
the right time

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother, originally uploaded by JohnAgustin.

And yea, maybe, maybe
there are some girls who wouldn't like it that
i called them right away or said things to soon
but, guess what, those arent the right girls for me
maybe the right girl is the one who loves that i do those things
because thats just who i am
and i'm not going to change because of some
wait three days before you call someone rule.

How I Met Your Mother

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shes on her way,
and
she's getting here as fast as she can

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother, originally uploaded by JohnAgustin.

Wait a minute...
You didn't actually say no
All this time you were suppose to say no
So you only have two minutes right?
You wanna go on a two minute date with me?
:)
and that kids is how you turn a no,
into a yes.

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother, originally uploaded by JohnAgustin.

If you ever get one of those
dolphin tattoos on your ankle,
call me
:)

Season 3, Episode 13 - Ten Sessions
ahahaha when i heard this, i was thinking. WTF i know someone who has that same tattoo. LOL

p.s that episode has the greatest date of all time... if you want to smile. watch it: freeonlineepisodes.net

-justinelement

How I Met Your Mother

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Because I made it rain.
That's what I did today
I did my part!
I was gonna...
Oooh no,
:)
all i had to do was make it rain:
in just one night everything had changed

i did it. i finally did it. after 5 years of hard work, after years of focus, passion, and ambition. after struggle after struggle. i finally get my own board. :) i won.

great schoool, great pay check, great camera and lens, great friends, great work, great position: prytanis :) i love it. everythings coming together

-justinelement

How I Met Your Mother

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this isn't going to work
why are you doing this?!
because i love her
and here it is 8 months later
and nothings changed
so yes i know this isnt going to work
but it has to work
you hear me universe!
give me some rain!
common
COMMON
COMMON!

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother, originally uploaded by JohnAgustin.

as i rode home the next moring
the city looked the same
the people looked the same
it all looked the same
but it wasnt
just one night,
everything had changed