8.31.2009
8.30.2009
8.29.2009
Photography
"Photography is an art of observation. It's about finding something interesting in an ordinary place. I've found it has little to do with the things you see and everything to do with the way you see them." - Elliott Erwitt
8.28.2009
The Art of Juggling
24 hours in a day
25 hours of work
equates to another sleep deprived filipino
overworked
underpayed
locked in a cell of self committments
makes no sense
when i end up using it
losing it
abusing it
when i end up buying
a low fat 0 carb fruit smoothie
protein boost please
-excerpt from a spoken word i wrote march 2005
8.27.2009
8.26.2009
8.25.2009
8.24.2009
8.23.2009
8.22.2009
How I Met Your Mother
That’s the funny thing about destiny
It happens whether you plan it or not
I mean I never thought I’d ever see that girl again
But it turns out
I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was forming
8.21.2009
How I Met Your Mother
Obviously you cant tell a woman you just met you love her
But, It sucks that you cant
I’ll tell you something though,
If a woman, not you, just some hypothetical woman
Were to bear with me through all this
I think I’d make a damn good husband
Because that’s the stuff I’d be good at
Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father
And walking her five hypothetical dogs
Being a good kisser
8.20.2009
Chuck
Yeah, no missions, no cameras, no Casey, no thermal satellite surveillance, and no me.
You guys use satellites?
8.19.2009
How I Met Your Mother
I'm not really comfortable with you hunting my constitutional law teacher.
Who would you rather have grading your paper? A savage, man-eating jungle cat, or a purring, satisfied kitty?
Go, Barney. Go mount and stuff that cougar.
8.18.2009
8.17.2009
How I Met Your Mother
I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever.
I'm three months pregnant.
Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward.
8.16.2009
GI-Joe
The time has come for the cobra to rise up and reveal himself. You will call me... Commander.
8.15.2009
8.14.2009
GI-Joe
I went through the train. What happened to you?
I jumped over it.
You can do that?
I told you to read that manual.
There's a manual?
8.13.2009
Friends
She's on the other line, gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back.
Don't you still have to pee?
That's why I'm dancing.
8.12.2009
8.11.2009
8.10.2009
Music and Lyrics
Just a little bit louder, because this song is intended for humans, okay? Way Back Into Love, take two.